Dictionary
- hostible – where Curious George went to have the puzzle piece surgically removed
- Combraska – where we live
- square cwow – scare crow
Troublemakers
The other night, after Steve came home, the boys were being rowdy, as usual. Steve laughed and said, Looks like we have Troublemake 1 and Troublemaker 2.
No, Ben corrected him. Troublemaker 1 and Troublemaker 4.
[That would be their ages rather than how many children we have. And yes, Ben is four times as much trouble as Joey.]
The Soup Blond
Last Friday evening, the three of us (Steve, Ben and I) had soup which Joey had a strawberry for supper. After the meal was over, Joey was covered in mushed strawberry – all over his chair, his hands, his face…even his hair.
Steve looked at him and said, Joey, you’re a strawberry blond!
Ben thought for a minute, then said, I’m a soup blond!
Of course…
Little kids come up with the greatest things!