The story of Joey sitting
Mar 19th, 2007 by Tana
My Dad asked me yesterday if Joey is sitting yet. I gave him the short answer [No, he isn’t] over the phone. Here is the long answer:
Sit Joey down on the couch. Prop him up nicely so he can look around.
Doesn’t he look comfortable?
Joey starts squirming…
…and squrms some more. It’s called “stiff as a board.”
Ugh! This is so uncomfortable!
Passing the time away.
You can even listen to what he sounds like by watching this video.
In case you don’t understand the words, it’s…
Oh, I’m so uncomfortable.
Nobody loves me.
They just leave me alone here all by myself.
I’m so ignored.
My life is horrible!
Repeat ad nauseum.
Would you like some cheese with that whine, Joey?
Hey, look! Mommy’s paying attention to me! I think she’s going to pick me up! I’m going to pay really good with a smile!
What a look of triumph!
And that, folks, is the story of Joey sitting.